The Goofiest Players In The NBA

In a league of goofs, these men rise above the rest.

1. JaVale McGee, Denver Nuggets

Goofy Highlights: He has a mustache tattooed on his finger despite the fact that he always has actual facial hair. His Twitter account is among tmost insane in the league. He has an alter ego named Pierre.

2. Brian Scalabrine, Chicago Bulls

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Goofy Highlights: His nickname is “The White Mamba.” He acts like he’s a WWE star. Has totally embraced the fact that fans cheer for him ironically.

3. Chris Bosh, Miami Heat

Goofy Highlights: Champion photo and video bomber. Likes to dress up and give himself advice on YouTube. Looks like a velociraptor.

4. Joakim Noah, Chicago Bulls

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Goofy Highlights: See above photo. He’s a hilarious dancer and video bomber. He knows how to look awesome on NBA Draft night.

5. Chris Andersen, Denver Nuggets

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Goofy Highlights: Chris “The Birdman” Andersen has mellowed in recent years, but the fact that he has a self-appointed nickname, absurd tattoos, and missed like 80 dunks in a row in the dunk contest after saying “the birdman’s about to fly” keep him in the conversation.

6. Steve Nash, Phoenix Suns

Goofy Highlights: Nash is the only player on the list to win an MVP award, which makes his goofiness all the more enjoyable. I present “A Duel For Steve Nash’s Honor.”

7. Tristan Thompson, Cleveland Cavaliers

Goofy Highlights: Thompson is the youngest player to make our rankings, but his performance in this terrible rendition of “My Girl” that the Cavs made for their fans definitely shows big time promise. Keep an eye on this kid.

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