The Worst Tattoos In Sports

    Our in-house scientists have put together this definitive list, so that you might not make the same mistakes these folks did.

    Jack Moore
    by Jack Moore

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. DeShawn Stevenson: His Old Number (He Now Wears #92)

    2. Marquis Daniels: Only The Strong Survive

    3. Artur Boruc: Monkey's Butt

    4. Chris "The Birdman" Andersen: Everything

    5. Andrei Kirilenko: Some Sort Of Winged Beast

    6. DeShawn Stevenson: Abe Lincoln

    7. Monta Ellis: Family Tree

    8. Scott Spezio: Busty Lady

    9. Kenyon Martin: Neck Kiss

    10. Devin Thomas: Dragon Ball Z

    11. Danica Patrick: American and Checkered Flag Hybrid

    And if we're missing a particularly bad tattoo, which is unlikely due to science, please share it below.