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The DOs And DON'Ts Of Being An NFL Fan

Your ultimate guide to having epic Sundays this fall. Warning: includes photos of people looking like jackasses.

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DO bring the creepiest doll you can find to intimidate your opponents.

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DON'T spend hours crafting a hat shaped like a ring your team will never win.

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DO go parking lot scooter skiing.

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DON'T shave a bridge into your head.

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DO get an awesome nickname.

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DON'T have that nickname be "Hipster Streaker."

Taking off your clothes is so mainstream.
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Taking off your clothes is so mainstream.

DO party so hard that the handcuffs come out to play.

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DON'T use those handcuffs as weapons.

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DO wear two killer Bronco statues on your shoulders.

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DON'T wear gaudy number-glasses to a ceremony honoring a recently deceased athlete.

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DO bedazzle your foam finger.

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DON'T bedazzle your face, shirt, and fake ram horns.

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DO wear a fake mustache to honor Jeff Fisher if you're an adorable girl.

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DO wear a fake mustache to honor Jeff Fisher if you're an adorable girl. (So important, it had to be said twice.)

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DON'T wear a fake mustache if you have a bedazzled face, shirt, and fake ram horns.

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DO reimagine Elvis as a character in the Green Lantern universe.

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DON'T take investment advice from this guy.

FINAL SCORE: Seattle 27 - Dallas 7
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FINAL SCORE: Seattle 27 - Dallas 7

DO take a break from your job in the Blue Man Group to watch your team play.

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DON'T take a break from your job on the Death Star to watch your team play.

Vader doesn't play that shit.
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Vader doesn't play that shit.

DO look identical to Kevin from The Office.

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DON'T look identical to a hipster douchenozzle.

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DO be surprised and hurt when your team loses a heartbreaker.

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DON'T be surprised and hurt when your wife leaves you upon seeing what you wore to the game.

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DO wear a disguise if you're a Jaguars fan.

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DON'T do meth.

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NOT EVEN ONCE.

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