1.
The Mayans were right: Bieber & Carlos Santana performing "Let It Be" can only mean the collapse of civilization.
— jbj (@jbj) January 1, 2012
2.
new years TV coverage is the practice apocalypse.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) January 1, 2012
3.
2012. The year of the Mayan apocalypse and the birth of Beyonce's baby. (Possibly the same thing.)
— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) January 1, 2012
4.
My favorite song about the apocalypse is "It's Raining Men."
— markschaffer (@markschaffer) December 30, 2011
5.
"It's the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, not the Sore Horsemen of the Apocalypse!" #HomophobicEndTimesProphet
— James Adomian (@JAdomian) December 30, 2011
6.
Rob Schneider has a show coming out this year.Just like the Mayans predicted.
— Pauly Casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) January 1, 2012
7.
If people really want the Mayans to be right about 2012, we have a giant laser we could help out with.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) January 2, 2012
8.
I hope the Mayans are wrong, but if they’re right, I just don’t want to be interviewing @Snooki when it happens.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 3, 2012
9.
Mayans also thought blood from the tip of their ding-dongs made the moon rise. we're with them on the end of the world but not on that, huh?
— Jordan Carlos (@jordancarlos) January 3, 2012
10.
the mayans are wrong... my @britneyspears calendar doesn't end until 2014
— Benny Blanco (@ItsBennyBlanco) January 1, 2012
11.
Happy New Year and don't worry - the Mayans were only warning us about the Movie "2012."
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 1, 2012
12.
Happy New Year! So this is the year the Mayans run out of calendars? #DonateCalendarsToMayans
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 1, 2012
13.
Mexico braces for a 2012 apocalypse tourism boom. Will you go? huff.to/vsOpfv
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) January 1, 2012
14.
If Mayans were good at predicting the future, there'd be Mayans.
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) January 1, 2012
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