They say that too, you fucking imbecile. RT @50cent: They say don’t drink and drive but they ain’t say don’t get drunk and drive. LMAO— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 19, 2011
Donuts are gay bagels.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 26, 2011
If you throw the candy past the kids, they run after it & you have like 3 seconds to show their mom your dick.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November1, 2011
I don’t speak Italian, but Pinot Grigio means “slut fuel,” right?— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December3, 2011
Kobe called a ref “faggot” last night. Apparently he felt the ref’s lifestyle of CONSENSUAL anal sex made him look bad.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 13, 2011
The worst is when you wash your hands & there’s no paper towels & rabid dogs kill everyone you love.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May3, 2011
“They make their kids do WHAT?!” - Hitler, hearing about “Toddlers & Tiaras”— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July2, 2011
“Poking” someone on Facebook is exactly as creepy as showing them your soft penis in an elevator.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December4, 2011
Be careful; you are a can of soda. RT @Pepsi: Biking along the beach to catch the sunset. Doin’ summer nights right!— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 14, 2011
Someone should do a cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.” Such a lovely song.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December4, 2011
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