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Pee-wee Herman's Christmas Photos Tell The Story Of Chattering Teeth And Dinosaur

Pee-wee received two gifts from Reddit's secret santa and decided they needed to go on an adventure through LA. This is what happened. (All captions by Pee-wee.)

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"OMG!!! Something's gone wrong with the Jurassic Park ride. It looks like... yes, no, yes!!!! Dinosaurs are OMG!!! Something's gone wrong with the Jurassic Park ride. It looks like... yes, no, yes!!!! Dinosaurs are attacking Hollywood Boulevard!!! Run! Run! Run.... Why is everyone just standing there? Can't you see you're about to be eaten alive by dinosaurs? Why isn't anyone listening? What's wrong with you people? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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"Who would have ever thought The Muppets would be huge again? I can't think of anyone else who was big in the 80's to have such a profound comeback. Isn't nice when things that were totally out of fashion, become in fashion again?"

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"Teeth: 'Do you think I'd look better as a brunette or a blonde?'

Dinosaur: 'Brunette. It will bring out the white in your teeth.'

Teeth: 'But blondes have more fun.'

Dinosaur: 'Teeth, I don't have patience for this.'"

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