Just A Baby Doing A Keg Stand
In what may be the most Arizona State thing in the history of that temple to gonorrhea and binge drinking, this is a photo of a baby doing a keg stand.
The photo, which originally appeared on The Dirty seems to depict a baby doing a keg stand at an Arizona State University tailgate. Now of course it's possible that this was just a photo-op, and the baby wasn't actually chugging beers like a frat pledge trying to forget about the organic chemistry final he failed, but regardless it doesn't look good. And now the crack ASU police is trying to find out what happened. They released the following statement to the Phoenix New Times:
"ASU Police are looking into the posted photo. It's not clear if this is a joke or an actual event that occurred. Police are contacting the web site that displayed the photo to see if they can determine who posted it."
I think Dick Wolf has the setting for his newest show: Law and Order: Drunk Baby Unit. I just hope Ice-T gets to be on it.
Let's just hope that alcohol is all this baby got into in Tempe.