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    Mar 5, 2013

    Dennis Rodman Kicked Out Of Hotel Bar For Loving Kim Jong-Un Too Much

    This is a real story.

    The New York Post has an amazing story today about US Diplomat basketball weirdo Dennis Rodman.

    Nice. Dennis Rodman kicked out of a hotel bar. What did he do? Was he punching people? Breaking stuff? Drunk beyond belief?

    ABC Television, Lorenzo Bevilacqua / AP

    Oh... Hm... That's weird. He was saying how great that evil dictator is?

    VICE Media, Jason Mojica, File / AP

    Wow. I doubt the people of North Korea would say he's a nice guy. At least this can't get any weirder, right?

    Handout/ABC / Reuters

    COME ON! SERIOUSLY? JESUS, RODMAN.

    Handout/Abc / Reuters

    Kim Jong-Un, you are such a dummy.

    Kcna / Reuters

    We don't listen to Rodman. Giving him your manifesto to spread is like counting on Tara Reid to do your taxes.