Home of The Hipster Douche and the Privileged Activist Douche
I mean these guys all went there…
4. Ohio State
We get it. You like your sports teams. Enough already. (I’m a die hard Ohio State fan, but I must remain objective for the purposes of this list… That said, O-H!)
5. Arizona State
A great number of douchebags helped to turn ASU girls into robot-like creatures.
6. Notre Dame
The douchebaggery of moral high horsery (just go with me) is afoot. ND finished 132 out of 141 in School-wide Sexual Health. Maybe you guys should stop pretending like condoms on a college campus are a bad idea.
7. Penn State
This American Life had a whole episode about how drunk and dumb Penn State students are all the time. Ira Glass does not put up with the drunken douchery of peeing on people’s lawns and breaking into their houses and neither do I.
I mean just listen to Marc Tyler.
9. UC Berkeley
Like NYU douches but with more sun and hippie music.
Like Ohio State douches but with an inflated sense of their own intelligence. Also they lose more often at sports.
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