Lock must be 3 inches or more, comparable thickness to a finger, and taken without his approval. Take care to use doucheretardant gloves before actually touching the hair.
Bonus $100 if you split the lock into two parts, and tape them to your face, emulating his fu machchu mustache.
Photo / video evidence required.
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