The 16 Rules Of Being A Good Housemate, As Told By People Who Have Had Bad Ones
Thou shalt wipe away thy pubes.
We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most annoying things that their housemates do, and they delivered.
1. Thou shall always remember thy keys...
2. And thou shall always secure the building.
3. Thou shall wipe away thy pubes.
4. Thou shall not let thy S.O. move in for free.
5. Thou shall not harbour dishes (and Class A drugs) in thy private quarters.
6. Thou shall do thy dishes.
7. Thou. Shall. Do. Thy. Dishes.
8. THOU. SHALL. DO. THY. DISHES.
9. Thou shall not covet thy housemates foodstuffs, especially their alcohol.
10. Thou shall respect the sacredness of thy housemate's bed.
11. Remember thy did not grow up in a barn.
12. Thou shall not take two hour baths (unless you are home alone).
13. Thou shall respect your housemate's sleep schedule.
14. Thou shall purchase thy own bathroom supplies.
15. Thou shall be a model pet parent.
16. Thou shall keep thy sex toys in thy private quarters.
17. Thou shall remember to keep it down even when they are getting down.
Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.