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Gandalf's Guide To Clubbing

Need some advice on how to have a good night out? Don't worry, as well as being sent by the Gods to defeat evil and overcome death, Gandalf is a wizard at nights out!

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1. Find the right crowd to go out with.

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It's harder than it seems at first; elves won't come if dwarves will be there, and do you know how long it takes Galadriel to get ready?

2. When waiting outside a bar, it will definitely rain.

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The Dark Lord wants to see you cold and wet outside the club.

3. When you eventually get inside, disrobe at the cloakroom as stylishly as possible.

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Wearing all white works every time.

4. Remember, when you arrive, act like you own the place.

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5. Even if you don't know the song, just pretend to.

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No one will realise you have no idea where you are.

6. Sometimes you might feel like the oldest one there.

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Get stuck in there anyway.

7. Act as if everyone else are your backup dancers.

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8. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky!

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You do know Galadriel is married, right? Awkward.

9. It's useful to have some kind of beacon in case you lose your group.

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Also good for deterring Nazguls, if that's the kind of place you go to.

10. Try not to become an aggressive drunk.

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Although, the night hasn't been a success if you haven't beaten someone with a staff.

11. Someone may offer you things you haven't heard of...

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Pipe-Weed? Is that what you're calling it these days?

12. ...this only ever ends badly

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Ending-up-on-the-top-of-Orthanc bad.

13. Thought you were staying at one bar? Wrongo!

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No one sticks around these days, just ask the eagles.

14. Eventually you might start feeling bored.

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Everyone else is much more drunk than me; Legolas is braiding Gimli's beard.

15. When your taxi home turns up, nothing will ever have seemed so beautiful.

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Just try not to throw up inside it.

16. The next morning might be a hard one.

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Fighting the Balrog was easier than this hangover.

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