14 Times Siri Went Off The Rails When You Asked What Was Up

She siri-ously needs an intervention ASAP. #prayforsiri

Siri, Apple's magical built-in best friend, has always been known to be a little bit of a jokester.

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I mean, who hasn't asked her where to dump a body?

But lately, when you ask what she's up to, her responses have been a little...unusual.

I asked her a couple times and based on what she claims she's doing, I'm seriously worried for her. See for yourself...

1. She got super confused about when Halloween was.

Josh Granovsky

B- for effort Siri.

2. Then she got über philosophical out of nowhere

Josh Granovsky

Um ok Siri, you do you I guess.

3. She got super into the spirit of fall while slipping in some sick alliteration.

Josh Granovsky

Well said but also what are you saying Siri?

4. She tried out some self-deprecating humour.

Josh Granovsky

Aw...Siri...no...

5. She decided that "ebedee" was a word.

Josh Granovsky

Not just a word, but a word that she needed to learn how to pronounce.

6. She got a little honest and a lot vague

Josh Granovsky

Sooo we're just going to leave that there?

7. She decided that it was a good idea to say both "Zlonk!' and "Bap!"

Josh Granovsky

I mean, one of those would've been acceptable. But both? (We can talk about why she's watching Batman cartoons later)

8. When she took a step back and got honest for a second.

Josh Granovsky

Wow, Siri, that was kind of refreshing. Maybe things are going back to normal. Oh wait, oh nope they are 1000% not:

9. She once again thought it was Halloween and then maybe confused that with Christmas?

Josh Granovsky

2 holiday-related wrongs do not make a right Siri.

10. When she got a little sassy and maybe overestimated her popularity.

Josh Granovsky

Slightly rude undertones but justifiable, I guess. She's a busy gal.

11. She is surprisingly in-the-know about fitness trends.

Josh Granovsky

Does #gymislife even apply to a virtual assistant?

UPDATE: I asked her if she works out and she responded saying "I'm always working out". She's clever, I'll give her that.

12. She let it slip that she is coming out with her own line of Magic 8 Balls.

Josh Granovsky

I will be their biggest customer no joke.

13. She took a step back to appreciate the wide range of names that Earth has to offer.

Josh Granovsky

She really wants you to ask her how she can learn to pronounce names.

NOTE: When I asked her, she said she didn't see a match in my contacts. Ok...#sketchy?

14. Lastly, she made a super obscure reference about time travel cause why not.

Josh Granovsky

To each their own, am I right?

Oh Siri, I really do hope you figure your life out.

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#prayforsiri