The Next Time You Watch "Riverdale," Play This Drinking Game
They probably don't serve any of this at Pop's.
Every time Cheryl's wearing red, have a glass of red wine.
I know what you’re thinking – uh-oh. But don’t worry – we’re only talking about full-on, blazing red attire. Still bad? Ah well, pace yourself.
Whenever Jughead says "my dad," "the Serpents," or "Betty” (in a pleading tone), shotgun a beer.
Pretty sure he's eating Riverdale's Sun Chips equivalent judging by the bag.
Every time Betty raises one of her eyebrows, take a sip of vanilla-flavored liquor.
Let's face it, these are the best facial expressions in the entire series.
If Veronica says "Arch," have a vodka-infused gummy bear.
Go ahead and add the word "daddy" in there too, because why not.
And anytime Archie thinks with something other than his brain, slide into the DMs of a person of your friend's choosing.
It's almost comical how often this happens.
If the adults in the show resolve to murder, infidelity, or maintaining blissful ignorance about the goings-on, sip a little champagne.
Not more than a sip, though, as this happens a lot.
In Season 1, anytime Jughead says "The Fourth of July," dunk a patriotic popsicle in your drink and eat it.
Because sugar.
Anytime you see a football game but no actual playmaking going on (just the exchange of worried expressions) have a shot of Ginger Schnapps.
This is really a swell scene, all things considered.
Whenever someone uses a flashlight, cut the power to your apartment building. Just kidding — take a shot of tequila.
Imagine how disastrous it would be if you actually cut the power. Again, don't actually do it.
If you’re turned on by Mr. Lodge, drown your sorrows with some more champagne.
That whole wrestling bit was intense, but I doubt it'd have the same hype in real life. At least, not at any high school I know.
Take a double shot for "Dark" Betty, the “Carrie” episode, and any musical numbers.
When the black wig comes out, all bets are off.
Whenever you’re confused about who the Black Hood is, tell the person to your left to take a sip of some brandy (hopefully y’all aren’t in a circle).
"And God said, 'Dye Hal's eyes randomly green.' And they did so, and all were befuddled."
Anytime a costume change occurs faster than humanly possible, tweet a letter of the alphabet (any letter, doesn’t matter).
Can we talk about the River Vixens' attire at Midge's funeral???
Whenever someone has a cheeky nickname (greetings, Tall Boy) down some club soda.
I didn't realize this also meant a 24-ounce can of beer, but I still think it's a downright silly name.
If you hear “Toledo,” “Jellybean,” or if someone references a high school relationship their parents had, mix and deliver a margarita to the person of your choice.
#weneedmoreKevin.
Whenever the show reaches truly outrageous moments, but you decide that you will, in fact, keep watching, finish your drink.
