25. Angel Hair
DO YOU LIKE PULLING HAIR OUT OF THE DRAIN? THEN WHY DO YOU EAT THIS PASTA?
ENJOY YOUR GLOOPY BLANDWORMS WHILE I EAT REAL PASTA WEIRDO
19. Lo Mein Noodles
OH COOL GREASE EVERYWHERE HOPE YOU BROUGHT A TARP
THIS IS A LIST OF PASTA NOT BABY FOOD
16. Really Big Stuffed Shells
ONLY GOOD WITH GRUYERE MOVING ON
YES IT’S PASTA YES IT’S PRETTY GOOD 6.1/10
THE 99% LOVE IT THE 1% LOVE IT WILL RAMEN UNITE AMERICA? ONLY TIME WILL TELL
10. Chow Fun Noodles
THIS NOODLE IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS LO MEIN BUT BIGGER, FLATTER, AND WITH A SASSY NAME. APPROVED
7. Pho Noodles
SIMPLE, CLEAN, CLASSY, SMART. MARRIAGE MATERIAL
RAVIOLI’S FUN OLDER BROTHER WHO WILL ALWAYS BUY YOU BEER
HEAR US OUT: EAT THIS EAR-ESISTIBLE PASTA
THE CHANEL NO. 5 OF PASTA
- More than two dozen people were injured after a truck crashed into a crowd at a Mardi Gras parade on Saturday, New Orleans police said.
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. Yesterday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Tom Perez has been named chair of the Democratic National Committee. He was Obama's Labor Secretary.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, who fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱