Secret physicist Will Smith clearly has a lot of affection for his son/protege/After Earth co-star Jaden. If you were a student of patterns*, you’d have seen this coming.
*This pattern: When a movie doesn’t track or perform well and a movie star has to go to sometimes-embarrassing lengths to drum up interest. See: this Fresh Prince reunion.
Probably the best part was when the host asked, “Have you ever kissed your son on Thai television before?”
“Actually, yes, we were featured in a special on familial french kissing that aired in Bangkok back in 2011. Didn’t you do your research?”
3. Just for emphasis:
- Iraqi forces have launched an offensive to take back ISIS-held Fallujah. About 50,000 civilians are trapped in the city.
- Yep. Marco Rubio said he's sorry for implying Donald Trump has a small penis.
- Chad's ex-ruler Hissene Habre has been convicted of crimes against humanity in a groundbreaking trial in Senegal.