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This Is The Best Response To Miley's VMA Performance Yet

Jon Lajoie — aka Taco from The League — puts the moral crusaders in their place.

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Jon Lajoie, a comedian and actor, has a quick rap for those upset with Miley's moves. Here's the chorus:

"We want topless women in our music videos

We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno

You know we want it and we gettin' what we ask for

But when Miley does it we say Oh my God No!!"'

That's just the tip of the iceberg, of course. Here's the first verse:

Why's she acting like a ho, this is so wrong, we all object

Where did she get the idea to act like a sexual object?

I suspect she is on drugs, I think she's losing her mind

Did you see her shaking her ass on TV, singing 'Blurred Lines'

Which is such a wholesome song, I can't believe she ruined it

Her slutty moves made Robin Thicke look misogynistic

What a bitch, she makes me sick, doesn't she have ethics?

How dare she try to use sex to sell pop music!

Okay, one more verse, to drive the point home.

"The line's no longer blurred you crossed it and upset the nation

Don't get us wrong, we're super cool with objectification

But it's hard to watch you play that part, we've know you for too long

So please go back to singing the Hannah Montana theme song

And we'll go back to watching others do exactly what you did

And we won't be offended cause we can not picture them as kids

And we'll be cool with videos with women prancing around naked

And it won't be sexist as long as the song's a number one hit "

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