Seven Ways To Tell You Are Addicted To Crime Shows

If you can list every single ADA from Law & Order: SVU, you may have a problem.

1. Your idea of a personal hell is when there are both Law & Order AND Criminal Minds marathons on at the same time.

2. You have gotten into passionate arguments with people over Stabler's departure from SVU. (Sry Amaro, still love ya)

3. You automatically think the worst will happen in average situations. Power goes out? Must be some serial killer about to murder your entire household. Obviously.

4. You seriously considered joining the police academy/becoming a lawyer/studied psychology.

5. You have a useless collection of random legal facts that are only useful when you are wasteypants and helping your friend.

6. Your dream is to be like Castle. You know, rich and being able to just HANG OUT WITH COPS COME ON HOW COOL?!

7. Even though you have probably seen every single episode of the show, you still drop everything during your favorite show's marathon. Because hey, you're consistent.