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1. A reviewer-beloved Javy cold brew concentrate because the only thing that can have you as jolly as Mr. SquarePants first thing in the morning is a cup of coffee. The only thing scarier than you without coffee is the hash-slinging slasher. Simply mix one or two teaspoons of this yummy stuff with water or milk and there ya have it! Delicious coffee in seconds!
Promising review: "I bought this after seeing it on TikTok, specifically for making iced coffees this summer. I am not going to lie, I was dubious as I love my coffee SUPER STRONG and most other coffee concentrates simply fall short. Many have a terrible, bitter burned flavor and just don't deliver the high impact caffeine that I crave. I am in shock at the quality that this coffee concentrate has! I mixed just one teaspoon (it was getting late and I wanted to get some sleep that evening) with two pumps of my white chocolate syrup, ice, and milk. OMG!! It was amazing. I will be keeping it on hand for iced coffee permanently!" —natalie k.
Get it from Amazon for $24.87+ (available in seven flavors and eight sizes).
2. A long-lasting makeup setting spray that'll make sure your makeup isn't going ANYWHERE. You could go to Bikini Bottom for the day and your makeup would still 👏 be 👏 in 👏 place 👏 . If you're about be out all night, you'll need this to make sure your face stays in place.
Promising review: "My go-to. This has been the best and my favorite setting spray I’ve used for the past year. I can sleep in eyeliner (although it’s not recommended) and wake up with a perfect wing. I’ll work out, sleep, swim, sweat, cry, and my makeup will stay on, it’s like glue! I’ve recommended it to so many friends and wouldn’t choose another setting spray over it." —liz moore
Get it from Amazon for $16.
3. A three-pack of Tide To Go pens so you can easily clean the little stain on your shirt from your Krabby Patty at lunch. Instead of using a napkin and further spreading the stain like SpongeBob spread that little dab of paint all over Mr. Krabs's first dollar, grab for this bad boy! A spot remover you can easily bring with you everywhere!
Promising review: "Everyone should seriously carry one in their bag and car, so freaking useful. Just last week, I wore a white sweater for a lunch meeting, and of course, stain ensues. Luckily, I had a Tide pen in my purse and was squeaky clean in under 60 seconds before my next meeting. Stain, what stain? That's a YEP from me!" —Ms. Hala
Get a three-pack from Amazon for $7.88.
4. A volcanic stone face roller to soak up excess face oil even if you're wearing makeup. This baby is reusable AND washable!! Not a believer? This thing will shock you as much as SpongeBob and the Bikini Bottom band shocked Squidward with their talent at the Bubble Bowl. Still one of the best halftime shows I've ever seen, honestly.
Promising review: "I first saw this online and it looked like it worked very well in the video that I watched. I use oil-blotting sheets a lot, but I thought if this roller ball works it would be way more convenient as it is reusable and washable. This does not move your makeup at all and it literally makes your face look completely matte, soaking up all of the oil! Super easy to clean." —Courtney
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
5. A cordless Burst Oral Care electric toothbrush because you don't wanna have bad breath like SpongeBob did that one time and wind up thinking you're ugly because people can't bear the smell of your breath. You'll probz wonder if you went to dental school with how great your mouth feels after using.
This electric toothbrush works to whiten and brighten your teeth with 33,000 vibrations. It's gentle on gums but tough on plaque. Included is a Burst Sonic Toothbrush, toothbrush head (with charcoal bristles), USB wall adapter, and USB charging base.
You can also sign up to receive a shipment of fresh replacement heads every 90 days for just $6. Cancel anytime!
Promising review: "I love my new Burst Sonic toothbrush!!! I’ve had it for three weeks and my teeth have never felt so clean!!! This brush is absolutely worth every single penny. Every time I brush my teeth it feels like I’ve just come from the dentist cleaning and not nearly as expensive! I love how it has multiple settings and pauses to let you know when you should move on to the next section! Worth every single penny!!!! I love brushing my teeth! It’s so easy and enjoyable!" —Terry
Get it from Burst Oral Care for $49.99 (available in four colors).
6. Dr. Brown's formula mixing pitcher so that making bottle after bottle can become a thing of the past. Free yourself from feeling like SpongeBob when he and Patrick took care of Junior the baby scallop and simply whip up a big batch of formula to easily and quickly give your fussy baby a bottle. It has a built-in blade that'll help dissolve and blend up to 32 ounces of formula at once with no clumping! Talk about a ~game changer~.
BTW, the CDC recommends to use batched prepared infant formula within two hours or immediately store in the fridge and use within 24 hours. Check out more safety recommendations here.
See it in action on TikTok here.
Promising review: "This was a game changer for me. No more clumps of formula in the bottle or bubbles from shaking the bottle. I just make a batch for the day and pop the pitcher in the fridge until needed." —Elizabeth White
Get it from Amazon for $9.97+ (available in three colors).
7. A pack of 36 acne patches because a pimple is NOT ruining our day, babe! If life is kicking your butt as bad as Flats tried to kick SpongeBob's and your skin is starting to show it, reach for one of these. These patches absorb gunk and help speed up the pimple-healing process without picking or popping. Psh, what pimple?
Promising reviews: "When I ordered this product, I admit, I didn't think it would work. I have adult acne and visit a dermatologist regularly, my chin area is especially bad. I used one the first night I received them. It's acne sorcery. I honestly could not believe it worked. Pimple gone overnight and a flat surface remained. I do not know how they get this pimple magic to work, but I am sold and have literally texted all the people in my life. It's complete magic! Do it, I promise you will be shocked!" —Heather L.
Get a 36-pack of the small patches from Amazon for $11.97.
8. Maybelline's Instant Age Rewind Concealer with a sponge on the end that'll cover dark circles super well since you woke up looking like sick SpongeBob. You'll look well-rested and refreshed even on days that you...uh, aren't. Nobody will even be able to tell!
Promising reviews: "I used to not use concealer, but I decided I wanted to and had heard a lot about this product on TikTok. When I got it, I immediately put it on and was amazed at how well it matched my skin tone. Maybe that was just luck, but still. The point is I can barely even see my dark circles when I put this on, and that’s saying something." —Elizabeth
Get it from Amazon for $7.50 (available in 18 shades).
9. A mini waffle maker because breakfast is the most important meal of the day and we're serving it up Gary's way — I mean, ~your way~. This may be mini, but it is mighty and nonstick.
This nonstick little bb comes with a recipe book to help you get started.
Promising review: "I got my waffle maker yesterday and already fired it up this morning. So far, I am thrilled! When I got it, I opened it right away because I was curious to see how small it really was and it’s tiny and adorable. I love the recipe book that came with it and it gives all kinds of cool tips. Very personable and cute. I am really impressed for only $10. The recipe in the book for regular waffles is really good, my kids and I loved them. I threw in some chocolate chips as well. I will be making big batches and freezing them for sure; easy to pop in the toaster. Very happy customer." —Rachel
Get it from Amazon for $9.95+ (available in 20 styles).
10. A set of four flower claw clips for a quick style with a super cute touch. They give me Bikini Bottom flower cloud vibes and they'll be your go-to for the days where you wanna throw your hair up in two seconds but still wanna give looks.
Promising review: "It's been so hot that I wanted a clip that would hold all my hair. These do that. They have a really firm grip, but they don't pull at my scalp. They hold all my hair for hours while I clean my house and they don't come out. I also get compliments on how nice my hair looks. HIGHLY RECOMMEND. NOTE: These are huge." —Rheba
Get a four-pack from Amazon for $9.97+ (available in 10 styles).
11. A super-chic minimalist glass tumbler to keep you hydrated all day or full of iced coffee, your choice. You can use this for cold or hot drinks and it has a cute little protective silicone sleeve for a no-slip grip so you don't have to FIRMLY GRASP IT! (*Patrick voice*).
Promising review: "These are my favorite cups to use for iced coffee! The lids are to be hand washed but I've placed the cups and straws into the dishwasher and they look brand-new after six months of daily use. The silicone provides good grip as well so it doesn't slip out of your hand and provides a little bit of insulation as well. If you're on the fence about getting them, just buy them already!" —Samantha Orme
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in 27 colors and four packs).
12. Youthforia BYO Blush Oil liquid blush that reacts to your skin's natural pH level and changes to a color totally unique to you to add a little ✨magic✨ to your morning makeup routine. Packed with oils and ingredients meant to help hydrate and protect your skin, you can even sleep in this stuff — no problem! This blush is as magical as the Magic Conch (all hail the Magic Conch). Oh! Andddd it's Shark Tank approved!
Youthforia is an Asian woman-owned small business established in 2020 that specializes in environmentally friendly, cruelty-free makeup.
Check out a TikTok of the BYO Blush in action.
Promising review: "I'm done, no more experimenting with other blushes, this is my forever blush. BYO is such a unique product on the market — it's plant-based, provides a natural/beautiful bespoke flush, and can be used on the lips as well. Its color-changing formula is a game-changer as it magically picks the most complementary shade/hue for the user. Furthermore, I don't feel like I'm wearing makeup, and the oil formula is nourishing for my skin! I loved it so much I bought all my friends a BYO Blush!" —JZ
Get it from Youthforia or Amazon for $36.
13. An encouraging, undated daily planner you can use whenever. It has an appointment tracker, a priority list, meal planner, water intake tracker, and so much more. Literally, they thought of everything. But don't forget to mark Leif Erikson Day!
Each planner comes with 50 tear-off sheets the size of a standard piece of paper.
Bliss Collections is a family-owned, Wisconsin-based small biz that specializes in stationery, planners and pads, and drinkware.
Promising review: "These daily planning sheets keep this mama on TRACK! I started out printing daily planning and schedule sheets from a free download on my computer. Then I realized why not just buy some already printed so I save my ink at home. I found these and love how the day, schedule, tasks, and health habits are organized. I've already reordered once and will continue to use these." —Shannon Hoglund
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
14. An edge control gel that'll feel like you found one of The Flying Dutchman's treasures. This stuff will SSSSHHHHLICK those baby hairs DOWN, honeyyyy. And reviewers are raving about how this gel lasts all day; like, their edges are NOT MOVING. Sometimes all you need is laid edges to feel put together.
Oh, and I totally understand that laying your edges is not a necessity and isn't everyone's cup of tea! For more on this, check out "Just A Friendly PSA That You Don't HAVE To Lay Your Edges Down If You Don't Wanna."
See it in action on TikTok here.
Promising reviews: "It's so hard looking for edge control that lasts longer than five minutes on my edges but this stuff really works! It works so well and keeps your hairs from moving so even if you try to adjust any of them they'll be too stiff. Even after sweating in the gym my edges barely move and if they do, they are still a bit defined. The only thing I will caution— do not use a heavy hand because it will flake if you do. Anyways 10/10 best edge control ever!" —Keyona
Get it from Amazon for $4.89+ (available in seven sizes).
15. A good ole Crock-Pot because even though you wanna stop eating out, who has time to cook? The good thing about this is you just throw all the ingredients in the pot, press a button, go to work, and when you get home you've got a nice, hot meal. No more Krusty Krab pizza for the third night in a row.
Promising review: "WHY WOULD NO ONE TELL ME THE MAGIC OF SLOW COOKERS RIGHT WHEN THEY BECAME A THING!? Seriously, this thing is a busy person's savior or in my case, a lazy person's dream! This one is plenty large enough and incredibly easy to use. I really love that this model will automatically switch to keep warm after the timer you set expires. That is crucial for me because I work 10+ hour shifts and most recipes even on low are about eight hours. That keep warm feature makes sure my food isn't burnt, but still warm when I get home." —Peter Q.
Get it from Amazon for $69.99.
16. A gorgeous adjustable butterfly fidget ring that you can spin to your heart's desire whenever you're feeling anxious. No need to be as nervous as SpongeBob and Patrick painting Mr. Krabs's house — pop this on to ease your anxious body just a tad and be ready to conquer the day.
MeggiexStore is an Ireland-based small biz that specializes in jewelry inspired by Y2K, cottagecore, fairy-core, and gothic style.
Promising review: "SO SO CUTE OMG!! Absolutely ADORE it. Very good quality, adjustable to fit on any finger, and spins wonderfully, too. Will 110% be purchasing again." —Olivia B.
Get it from MeggiexStore on Etsy for $12.72 (available in 11 colors)
17. A synthetic half wig if you're trying to go for an easy, affordable, protective style and you don't wanna spend forever on your hair. Slap this baby on your head and be ready to go in five minutes — no glue, no lace, no hassle. You'll be skipping out the house screaming "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready-edy-edy-edy-edyyy ready-edy-edy-edy, I'm ready!"
This wig is my current go-to, I'm obsessed. It's so freakin' cute and half wigs allow you to leave some of your hair out so it can look as natural as possible, which I love because I'm not really talented with the frontal style wigs and gluing 'em down (if anyone wants to teach me I'll love you forever). This wig is literally so easy to manipulate and I found it on TikTok! Remember this is synthetic so it won't last you forever. I just bought a second one after wearing my last one for, like, three months. Synthetic or not, it still looks and feels amazing and it's very full.
Get it from Amazon for $19.53+ (available in nine styles).
18. A rapid egg cooker that'll make you the best eggs everrrrr. Like 'em scrambled? This can do that. Boiled? Not a challenge. Omelet? Easy peasy. Throw some eggs on a bagel with a little jellyfish jelly and you've got a yummy, low-effort breakfast.
This little baby comes with a poaching tray, omelet tray, six-egg holder tray, measuring cup, and access to a recipe database.
Promising review: "I saw someone on TikTok with this and gasped! Ordered it right away. I had no idea these things existed. Super easy and convenient and the hard-boiled eggs came out perfectly. I’m testing a batch now without punching a hole in the eggs to see how they come out. Because why not make an easy process even easier?!?! LOL." —Gina
Get it from Amazon for $18.99+ (available in eight colors).
19. The Chi Spin N Curl in case curling your hair is the ultimate struggle and once you're finally done styling your hair with traditional curling irons, the narrator of your life says "three hours later." Put your hair in this little curling tool, and it does all the work! Heats your hair and it's timed to create the perfect curls and waves. Ta-daaa — incredible curls EVERY TIME.
This curling tool is *ideal* for people with hair between 6 and 16 inches long.
Promising review: "This thing is awesome! Works great! Took a few tries to get used to, but now that I know how to use it, I use it almost daily!! It curls perfectly and I can do all of my hair in under 15 minutes! Get it!" —TheGFamily
Get it from Amazon for $74.46 (available in six colors).
20. ORRRR a curling rod headband for beautiful, juicy curls on those days when you don't wanna sit and bother with other tools. So like, every day, right? Stunning curls with minimal effort. Less time doing your hair in the morning, and more time to spend with your pet snail.
This also comes with a claw clip and two scrunchies. So, I bet you're thinking, How does this baby work?" Start with slightly damp hair. Position the curling rod to the middle of your head and secure it with the claw clip, then begin to braid one side and wind it around the curler. Once you get the end of your hair, wind it with scrunchies and do the same on the other side. Take it out the next morning and enjoy your voluminous, gorgeous curls!
Promising review: "I had seen this on TikTok and was interested. Two of my friends got it and showed me their results so I just had to do it. I washed my hair and only put my spray product in, waited til it dried to damp, and wrapped it up. I was surprised how comfortable it was to sleep with in and the curls were just amazing. This is my second time using it and the curls hold well! Highly recommend!" —Lauren
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in eight colors).
21. A mirror decal to promote healthy self-talk from the moment you wake up. Every time you walk by your mirror, you'll be reminded that you look amazing because YA DOOOO! Let's kick those intrusive negative thoughts about ourselves straight to the curb where they belong and stop saying "I'm ugly and I'm proud" 'cause that wasn't even true for Mr. SquarePants.
Sunglow Paper Co is a Florida-based small biz that specializes in stickers, decals, stationery, bookmarks, scrunchies, and more.
Promising review: "Arrived in the cutest packaging and with a little freebie!! I love how easy it was to apply an how it looks on my mirror. ❤️" —amelia n.
Get it from Sunglow Paper Co on Etsy for $6 (available in six sayings and two colors).
22. A continuous water mister for the days when you need to freshen up those curls but don't wanna spend forever washing your hair. You know your curls are looking at the water like "I NEED ITTTTT" and this mister will help keep your curls poppin' and juicy.
Promising review: "I have curly hair so I am constantly spraying to style it. This thing is amazing. It's a light mist so it's not going to soak just one spot like cheaper bottles do. Plus, it's a continuous spray so it sprays for a few seconds at a time. Love love love it." —Kayleigh
Get it from Amazon for $7.98+ (available in four styles and multipacks).
23. A two-pack of Downy wrinkle release spray that'll help keep your shirt crisp and wrinkleless. Getting wrinkles out has never been easier. It'll also help eliminate odor for neat, fresh clothing. Just spray, smooth, and go get back to wumboing! I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo but only in wrinkle-free clothes!
Promising review: "We took the Downy Wrinkle Guard spray for our 14-day cruise and to our disbelief all of our clothing looked as sharp as the day that we packed our luggage. A light spray on the wrinkled area, slide your hand over, and the wrinkle is gone. Great product!" —Albert Zayas
Get a pack of two from Amazon for $11.36+ (available in three scents and four sizes).
You when you wake up with your hair already curled from the curling headband, ready to start your day:
