1. When Keith's mum couldn't make up her mind
Took 93yr Mum to BLANK, she's registered BLANK. She said BLANK. A cheer went up from waiting crowd
2. When Keith's mum couldn't help telling a porky
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "We dont watch porn"
3. When Keith's mum bought the wrong cookie mold
Took 93yr Mum to vote, she's blind. She said "I'm voting #Remain" The room cheered loudly & ate the cookies she made
4. When Keith's mum just wanted ice cream
Just took my 93yr Mum to vote. She forgot where she was and shouted "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream." Scenes.
5. When Keith's mum was quite literally a dog
Just took 93yr Mum to vote. She's a registered dog. In a loud voice, she barked. A cheer went up from waiting pugs.
6. When Keith's mum was really Dot Cotton
Just took 93yr Mum to vote.
7. When Keith's mum set the record straight on Dressgate
Just showed 93yr Mum this, she's blind. In a very loud voice she said, "it's blue". A mealy mouthed response #meta
8. When Keith's mum wanted to work out rather than vote
Took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a loud voice she said, "It's leg day brother" A cheer went up fr
9. When Keith's mum was a savage
Breaking News: Keith's 93yr Mum has had an accident at the polling station.
10. When Keith's mum was forced to take the Night's Oath
Took my 93yr Mum to vote, registered blind, she said "I'm a master of the Citadel, bound in service to Castle Black"
11. When Keith's mum just wanted to be rid of Keith
Took my 93yr mum to vote. Registered blind. She shouted "I'M FREE" loudly & ran on the waves, topless
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