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Rand Paul - Blasphemous Bong Ripper!
Paul, pictured here (clearly with the munchies), was one bitchin' college student. Secret societies, abducting chicks and forcing them to take bong rips and tear apart the 1st commandment. You know, good ole' Red Blooded American college kid stuff!
