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    Updated on Jun 17, 2020. Posted on Oct 29, 2019

    17 Things Absolutely No One Asked For, But Grocery Stores Sold Anyway

    Would you buy "miscellaneous" meat?

    1. Pork patties with GUMMY BEARS mixed in:

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    This is not what "sweet and savory" is about!

    2. Donut-shaped hamburger patties:

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    For dunking in coffee, or...

    3. Chicken wings made out of "chicken jello":

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    I don't even want to know.

    4. A single, solitary shrimp:

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    Woohoo!

    5. And an individually packaged slice of cheese:

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    Honestly why?

    6. "Miscellaneous meat":

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    Mystery meat: a mystery I don't care to solve.

    7. Ham salad...in the shape of a pig:

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    The light pink hue... It looks uncooked!

    8. Vacuum-packed vomit:

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    JK, it's BBQ pulled pork with roasted sweet potatoes.

    9. Chicken mignon:

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    I don't think "mignon" means what they think it means.

    10. Vacuum-packed baked beans:

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    For the coming nuclear winter?

    11. Mac 'n' cheese — or more precisely, cheese on mac:

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    How, how, how do you mess up mac 'n' cheese?

    12. Doritos casserole:

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    OK, I can understand sprinkling Doritos on top of a casserole, but calling it Doritos casserole implies it's made almost entirely out of Doritos — and it's neon orange?!?

    13. Gin and tonic–flavored salmon:

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    Who asked for this???

    14. Peas and carrots, aka "exotic salad":

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    The only exotic thing about it is the fact that people would spend their hard-earned money buying it.

    15. Pumpkin spice gouda:

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    This trend has gotten out of hand.

    16. A spicy salmon waffle cone:

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    Salmon and waffle cones: fine on their own, but never together.

    17. And finally, thinly sliced ham, egg, pickle, and carrot:

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    Is this a cartoon or real life?