1. Pork patties with GUMMY BEARS mixed in: u/liveybuggie / Via reddit.com This is not what "sweet and savory" is about! 2. Donut-shaped hamburger patties: u/maxiesnax / Via reddit.com For dunking in coffee, or... 3. Chicken wings made out of "chicken jello": imgur.com I don't even want to know. 4. A single, solitary shrimp: u/b_stiller / Via reddit.com Woohoo! 5. And an individually packaged slice of cheese: imgur.com Honestly why? 6. "Miscellaneous meat": u/EuropaJupiter16 / Via reddit.com Mystery meat: a mystery I don't care to solve. 7. Ham salad...in the shape of a pig: u/ebw15 / Via reddit.com The light pink hue... It looks uncooked! 8. Vacuum-packed vomit: Twitter: @sashyjane / Via Twitter: @sashyjane JK, it's BBQ pulled pork with roasted sweet potatoes. 9. Chicken mignon: Instagram: @whitneyingram / Via instagram.com I don't think "mignon" means what they think it means. 10. Vacuum-packed baked beans: u/Oxyphanbutazone / Via reddit.com For the coming nuclear winter? 11. Mac 'n' cheese — or more precisely, cheese on mac: imgur.com How, how, how do you mess up mac 'n' cheese? 12. Doritos casserole: u/MonsoonBlue / Via reddit.com OK, I can understand sprinkling Doritos on top of a casserole, but calling it Doritos casserole implies it's made almost entirely out of Doritos — and it's neon orange?!? 13. Gin and tonic–flavored salmon: Twitter: @little_roge / Via Twitter: @little_roge Who asked for this??? 14. Peas and carrots, aka "exotic salad": u/space_waves / Via reddit.com The only exotic thing about it is the fact that people would spend their hard-earned money buying it. 15. Pumpkin spice gouda: imgur.com This trend has gotten out of hand. 16. A spicy salmon waffle cone: u/GonzoMcFonzo / Via reddit.com Salmon and waffle cones: fine on their own, but never together. 17. And finally, thinly sliced ham, egg, pickle, and carrot: u/BoozySwood / Via reddit.com Is this a cartoon or real life?