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My Uber driving right past me to wait 6 blocks away
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Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.” Me: “ok” Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
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Uber driver: "Are you okay?" Me at 5 am:
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yooo everyone wanna act rich until it’s time to call the Uber
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me sober in an uber: me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
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every conversation in an uber...
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when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been
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gps: keep straight uber driver: *makes left* me in the backseat:
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Uber driver: “I’m close, where are you?” Me: “oh I see you” Uber Driver: “Are you the guy in the middle of the road?” Me: “yeah floor it”
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my Uber driver: me drunk in the backseat:
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me outside of a random persons car thinking it’s my uber because i don’t know what a white honda accord looks like
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“so who’s calling the Uber?” https://t.co/da9w3mbZ5w
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My Uber is here
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Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like
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emos don’t get an uber they get a death cab for cutie
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Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber
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me at family party: why is everyone asking me personal questions me in an uber: and that Laurence might be where my issues with commitment come from, so anyway do you believe in god?
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my Uber driver waiting for me and my friends, seeing our stumbling asses trying to find the car, praying we’re not who they have to pick up
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Uber Driver: h- Me: YOU BEEN BUSY TONIGHT
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trying to hype myself when I can’t afford an uber