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Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to
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This is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason
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i ordered cookie dough to my apartment at midnight and the delivery rider asked if i was okay i mean what do you think robert
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$35 plus $5 for $40 with free shipping Shipping
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every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
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every woman in a 70s movie
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Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing
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idk what the cat is going through but same
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why do essay conclusions exist, i said what i said scroll up !!!!
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Daisy Buchanan after everything goes down with Gatsby
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MY LUNGS I CANT BREATHE
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Actual footage of me standing in front of the fridge and deciding what to eat. 📹: https://t.co/oOUdo8HrNM
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losing my fucking mind
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the women on Sex and the City: omg he is a fox, hottest guy I've ever seen, I'm dripping wet just looking at him the guy:
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The Academy Award for best dramatic performance goes to…
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nyc twitter: i just saw 2 rats get married on the subway LA twitter: my boyfriends both have pitches at warner bros. and idk which one to support chicago twitter: i live in chicago
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if your boyfriend has an android.. ur single to me 😤 tf is he gonna do?? tell me to (1/2) fuck (2/2) off ???
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It’s literally what we do, Maureen. https://t.co/lXFmt5NXK3
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this is literally how birthday cake works
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My mom: My dog:
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So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering the stall and says: “Sorry I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??” These are the earrings I was wearing:
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bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case
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What my food see from outside the microwave. 😂
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the one (1) granola bar in my stomach waiting for me to eat an actual meal
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it’s everyone’s favorite time of year: when my aunt publicly compares her marriage to 9/11
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Hello darkness my old friend. Darkness (2 days later): Sorry just saw this.