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1. First and foremost, baristas already make bank.
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2. So it's not like they NEED tips to supplement their income.
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3. They have literally the easiest job on the planet.
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4. They just pour coffee for people. That's it.
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5. Not to mention, being a barista is a zero-stress job.
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6. Their hours are great.
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7. And they never have to work nights or weekends.
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8. They get a ton of great perks.
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9. FOR FREE. Can you believe?
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10. Their customers are always kind...
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11. ...and so appreciative...
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12. ...and not-at-all weird or complicated.
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13. They do the bare minimum and not a bit more.
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14. And they don't really care about their customers at all.
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15. So keep that extra dollar in your wallet — your barista doesn't need it.
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