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    21 Pumpkin Spice Things That'll Make You Say, "Why The Fuck Does This Exist?"

    WHY? Just why???

    1. I'm here today with a simple, but profoundly important message.

    @realzach_davis / Via Twitter: @realzach_davis

    2. And that message is this: The pumpkin spice trend has gotten way the fuck out of hand.

    @CaitlinDineen / Via Twitter: @CaitlinDineen

    3. It's high time someone spoke up against this fall-flavored outrage.

    @thisbrokenwheel / Via Twitter: @thisbrokenwheel

    4. So I will be that someone — that horseman of the pumpkin-pocalypse.

    @PaperValleyWI / Via Twitter: @PaperValleyWI

    5. What started as a fun Starbucks tradition has turned into a horrifying plague from which nothing is immune.

    @annkrufo / Via Twitter: @annkrufo

    6. Not even dog treats!!!

    @fog_ducker7 / Via Twitter: @fog_ducker7

    7. From Starbucks, it has spread to the craft aisle of your local Hobby Lobby...

    @DalekEmpress / Via Twitter: @DalekEmpress

    8. the cheese section of your local grocery store...

    @cmcurran21 / Via Twitter: @cmcurran21

    9. ...and even to the meat department.

    @Dizneydreamer / Via Twitter: @Dizneydreamer

    10. "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; / Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world."*

    @aimeevc1970 / Via Twitter: @aimeevc1970

    *Yes, these are lines of poetry on BuzzFeed dot com. It'll be OK.

    11. "The orange-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere / The ceremony of innocence is drowned."

    @SteffiLeeTV / Via Twitter: @SteffiLeeTV

    12. "What rough beast, its hour come round at last, / Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" (Pumpkin spice hummus apparently.)

    @hedgedevil / Via Twitter: @hedgedevil


    13. Even when the combinations aren't repulsive...

    @phunphunphun / Via Twitter: @phunphunphun

    14. ...they leave you feeling perplexed and helpless.

    @cories5 / Via Twitter: @cories5

    15. Why?

    @katttygulls / Via Twitter: @katttygulls

    16. Why???

    @jameslucasjones / Via Twitter: @jameslucasjones

    17. WHY?!?!

    @younce / Via Twitter: @younce

    18. I don't even know what this is but I hate it with every fiber of my being.

    @WanderBoundSoul / Via Twitter: @WanderBoundSoul

    19. Nothing is sacred.

    @markcimijotti / Via Twitter: @markcimijotti

    20. Nothing is left untouched.

    @dajuanjohnson / Via Twitter: @dajuanjohnson

    21. The end is nigh.

    @PopSecret / Via Twitter: @PopSecret