Tasty·Posted on May 29, 201816 Genius Restaurant Menus That Are Straight-Up From The Future*head explodes*by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This cocktail menu plots drinks on a graph based on how strong and ~experimental~ they are AND it tells you what kind of glass they come in: 2. This menu tells you what "spicy" ACTUALLY means and what percent of people order it: 3. The dessert menu at this restaurant is in a View-Master: 4. This kids menu is perfect for cranky, indecisive kids: 5. This beer menu changes prices every 15 minutes based on supply and demand: 6. This menu is a Venn diagram of every breakfast sandwich combination the restaurant offers: 7. This ~secret~ menu on the back of the regular menu is reflected in the mirror behind the counter: 8. This menu doubles as a phone charging station: 9. This menu is organized by the temperature the food is served at: 10. This menu suggests different size coffees depending on how much you slept the night before: 11. This menu charges kids by height instead of age: 12. This illustrated menu prevents espresso novices from annoying the hell out their barista: 13. This choose-your-own-adventure menu points beginner beer drinkers in the right direction: 14. This menu rewards people for being nice to their server: 15. And this menu charges customers extra for giving their waiter "too much grief or aggravation": 16. And finally, this menu lets you buy a round for the people working in the kitchen: Have you seen a genius menu out in the wild? Share it with us in the comments!