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These bunk booths that are a lawsuit waiting to happen:
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This menu that should be left unfolded at ALL TIMES:
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This restaurant for cannibals:
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This restaurant's welcome sign that took me five whole minutes to decipher:
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The crappy excuse for dining room artwork:
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And this artwork that's too graphic even for an anatomy and physiology textbook:
7.
This wholly unnecessary bowl:
8.
This Carl's Jr. whose facade looks like a one-star review:
9.
This very unfortunate collage:
10.
This sign that's completely unintelligible, especially after a few drinks:
11.
And this illogical sign for two different restaurants with two distinct cuisines:
12.
This front desk centaur:
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These plates that look like they're covered in dirt:
14.
This restaurant's photo booth where you can put your face in the cow's EYEBALL:
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This restaurant that will not serve you, I guess???
16.
This restaurant bathroom's incredibly disconcerting use of quotation marks:
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This giant nose wallpaper at a McDonald's:
18.
This menu on a stick that hurts to look at:
19.
And finally, this oversize food photo WITH A FLY IN IT:
