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Gay culture is finding out on Valentines Day that these queen’s have boyfriends.
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gay culture is tweeting about how much you hate maroon 5 even though you've googled "adam levine nude" and know every word to "this love"
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Gay culture is someone introducing them self to you despite having met you 6 times
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Gay culture is guys mysteriously having tons of exes but never actually dating anyone
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gay culture is being in someone’s “close friends” on insta where they post semi-nudes despite having not spoken in a year
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gay culture is getting matched with the same person on every single dating app and neither will say hello
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Gay culture is sitting in awkward silence as your straight friends talk about stuff you can’t relate to at all.
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Gay culture is:
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Gay culture is referring to your friend as both he and she in the same text.
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Adding both “around” and “ish” qualifiers to your anticipated arrival time is gay culture.
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Gay culture is using humor at work to try and distract people from the fact you’re always late and don’t actually do anything useful
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Gay culture is being offended when someone says “I should set you up with my gay friend!” but also wanting to see their picture just in case
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Gay culture is being mad about not getting invited to things you wouldn’t go to anyway.
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Gay culture be like
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Gay culture is your English teacher being the only friend you keep up with from high school.
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gay culture is hitting both cars while parallel parking
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Gay culture is my roommate having an alarm on his phone labeled “Birth Control” that reminds him to take his PrEP
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gay culture is flinching every time u greet a straight person because u don't know whether u should go for a handshake or a hug
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gay culture is being able to walk fast but being unable to run
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gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate with other gay people in public to let them know that you’re gay too
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gay culture is finding alternative ways to sit in chairs
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Gay culture is telling your straight friends not to swipe when you're showing them something on your camera roll.
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gay culture is replying to blank grindr profiles just in case they turn out to be hot, even though ur bio says “no photo=no chat”
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gay culture is dismissing Myers–Briggs as flawed, outdated science yet fully embracing astrology
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Gay culture is not taking selfies unless you're within the 1-3 day timeframe of a fresh haircut.
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Gay culture is now and then getting iced coffee simply because you’re bored and don’t have anything else to do and just want to feel the power of holding it.
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straight culture is having your instagram on private and gay culture is having it on public
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Gay culture is loving being gay but hating men