Celebrity·Posted on Dec 17, 201925 Tweets From This Month That Actually Made Me Snicker At My Desk"I thought I liked seeing movies, but turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me."by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed Senior EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ѕнα∂ყ™ ➐ @6illeh Doctor: ”Okay, so what’s wrong with you today?” Me: *Turns to my mom* 03:09 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. @theinfamousbecks_ @NyaaBeckles Damn how much daylight they tryna save ?!?! It’s dark as a bitch 01:01 AM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kev @triplevirghoe me in 2012 keeping an eye out for Selener 01:35 AM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jason Goldberg @imjasongoldberg Me cutting gym class to spend time with my 11th grade AP English teacher 02:42 PM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Maddie Meyer / Getty Images 5. madison @itsmadimay THIS LITTLE GIRL I’M BABYSITTING JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I SAID NOT ANYMORE AND SHE SAID “BOYFRIENDS ARE A WASTE OF TIME” AND THEN SHE TURNS TO HER BROTHER AND TELLS HIM “YOU’RE GONNA BE A WASTE OF TIME” 03:42 AM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Capricorn @Thaskiaraa My high ass over here amazed by this shit 06:09 AM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sam @crahckhead PETCO??? https://t.co/az0XZEojer 06:37 PM - 07 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Càstrô⌨️ @k2dotty Fuck it I’m downloading TikTok🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 11:19 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Aol.com @lukasbattle That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that" 06:36 PM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 𝔥 @scoopstroop someone recorded their cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent and i will never be the same 03:19 AM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mat 🏳️🌈 @matchu_chutrain Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life. I’m still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously 09:05 PM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. carol of the bells @ballerguy Me 07:55 PM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Papa Preme @MrSoupreme When ya boss is watching you so you gotta act busy 06:29 PM - 13 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1 When you don’t put your phone in airplane mode 🤦🏾♂️😭 09:42 PM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman I don’t know what message she’s trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich. 07:32 PM - 12 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. vince 🐝 @vinceeatsass lol who else eat their pb&j sandwiches raw 08:39 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. t*na @puppyporunga dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel 07:50 PM - 07 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Baby Pink @StraightLaced43 When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny 10:32 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Erica @eerrriiicaa I like men who are on twitter because it shows me that they can read 11:45 PM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 𝙅𝙖𝙙𝙖 @JADAEDW dumbest bitch award goes to me😩🤣 11:45 PM - 02 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. F. Thot Bitchgerald @MyDadIsOld [as a lawyer] me: "permission to approach the bench, your honor" judge: "granted" me, whispering: "are you mad at me?" 01:54 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 🍒 @elameeee Y’all..... why would my kid say this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 05:29 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 🤠 @manster_mash I saw a girl post her Spotify top artists on her Instagram story with the caption “so accurate”. Like yeah it’s accurate... it’s literally data 02:45 PM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ericka🎄 @Erickajamon 03:46 PM - 01 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me 04:19 AM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite