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tired of hearing about coachella who is going to shen yun 2019
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My last two brain cells trying to form a sentence
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Coachella is a good time to see which gays still don’t know how to dress
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how u pay $1000 for coachella but can't pay $0 to see the Lord in church once in a while
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A guy with no shirt and a backpack just saw his shadow so that means there are two more weeks of Coachella
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someone rlly said Coachella is just urban outfitters the musical
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Couldn't afford Coachella so i'm turning the heater on, playing music from 5 different parts of my house, and dancing until i die of heatstroke
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Coachella is like Woodstock inside a Target
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*instagram is down* all the influencers at coachella:
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When I found out Coachella wasn’t a big handbag party, I lost all interest.
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Some of my friends are in Coachella, some are in Vegas, some are even in Mexico! Where am I? Walmart.
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A festival like coachella but during winter and everyone dresses in comfy warm clothes
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I can’t believe I had to miss Coachella because I don’t give a shit.
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I do not know what Coachella is, but I hope they find a cure soon.
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No one actually cares about Coachella, we just wait to see what Vanessa Hudgens is wearing every year
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Coachella is cool and all but I’d rather be on the toilet