1. This person whose order took up four labels:
2. The person whose "iced coffee" order is honestly shocking:
3. This person who's going to be bouncing off the walls very shortly:
4. Ashley here, who should be embarrassed:
5. This customer who had the gall to call this cold brew:
6. This monster who ordered an ICED doppio espresso with 20 SHOTS and NO ICE...???
7. Wendy the Excessive Pumper™:
8. This person who loves artificial sweeteners but hates their barista:
9. This person whose order is longer than Moby-Dick:
10. This customer who got VERY specific with their milk ratio:
11. This person who wanted to say they'd ordered a pumpkin spice latte, but really just created their own drink:
12. Brandon, whose photo should be printed out and posted at every Starbucks across the country:
13. This customer who should be blacklisted:
14. This person, whose order actually disgusts me:
15. This person who gave their barista a migraine:
16. This person who should be required to make the drink themselves:
17. This customer, whose "drink" is actually 80% toppings:
18. This do-it-yourselfer:
19. And finally, the ironically named Joy, who orders their iced coffee with forty (40) Splendas:
