1. The person who ordered this "iced coffee," if you can even call it that:
2. "Ashley," who probably lied about her name because she's embarrassed:
3. This person who made their barista use THREE different artificial sweeteners:
4. This person who treated Starbucks like an all-you-can-eat buffet:
5. This customer who had the nerve to call this cold brew:
6. Whoever ordered this ICED doppio espresso with 20 SHOTS and NO ICE???
7. Wendy, the "excessive pumper":
8. "Brandon," who I'd like to shame publicly:
9. This person who ordered a pumpkin spice latte, but really just created their own drink:
10. This DIY-er:
11. This literal monster who should be blacklisted:
12. "Lin":
13. This person who gave their barista a fuckin' headache:
14. Whoever ordered THIS:
15. And this person, who should be required to make the drink themselves:
