10 Things Women Really Mean When They Say Something

We all know women have a secret language most men don't understand. It would be impossible to decipher everything they really mean, but this list will help you with some basics concerning the secret language of women.

1. When a woman says 'I love you.'

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this actually means : Tell me you love me more.

(Don't make the mistake by giving the same answer 'I love you.', because that's translated as 'Let's have sex right now.' Be creative here ! )

2. When a woman says 'I'am cold.'

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this actually means : 'Get a blanket and cuddle me.'

(A cuddle is not the same as sex, neither it's considered as a kind of foreplay here. A cuddle is a cuddle and nothing more, don't ever forget that.)

3. When a woman says 'Just go, and leave me alone.'

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this actually means : 'Please don't go away, stay with me.'

(However, if you were stalking her for weeks, this really means you have to go and leave her alone.)

4. When a women starts her sentence with 'We need...'

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this actually means : 'I want...'

(better ensure there's enough credit on your creditcard.)

5. When a woman says 'I'am okay.'

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this actually means : 'I'am not okay, please hold me, I need a shoulder to cry on.'

(Women love to cry, but only when someone can see or hear them, otherwise they consider it useless.)

6. When a woman asks you 'Are you tired?'

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this actually means 'Don't fall asleep, I love talking with you.'

(Stay awake and talk with her. The next step might be sex, if you're lucky.)

7. When you ask a woman 'What's wrong?', and she answers 'Nothing, forget it.'

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this actually means 'You're in big trouble, you better figure out what you did wrong.'

(Defcon 1, nukes are ready to be launched. A wrong reply can result in total destruction. The same counts if she says 'We need to talk.')

8. When a woman says 'Do what you want.'

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this actually means 'You can do what you want, but you're going to pay for this later.'

(Be very careful here.)

9. When a woman says 'I'am not upset.'

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this actually means 'Of course I'am upset you idiot, better do something about it.'

(This will probably cost you at least 1 new pair of shoes.)

10. When a woman says 'You're very attentive tonight.'

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this actually means 'Is sex all you ever think about?'

(It means she knows all about your plan to have sex with her, so time to change strategy fast!)

One last lesson : Whatever a woman says, don't ever forget she only has one single mission in her life. She wants to make a better version of herself from you. Woman 2.0, you're it !

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