15 People Who Could Rescue Jack Bauer In Russia.

We all know Jack Bauer is currently in Russia, and not on holiday. His exact location is unknown, but one thing is for sure : He must be rescued. Here are 15 people who might be able to do the job.

15. Dirty Harry

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Despite his age (He must be almost 85 by now) we would all love to hear him say those legendary words again...don't we punks ?

14. Casey Ryback

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He might be just a cook, but we all know the food in Russian prisons is even worse than the food in the U.K., so Jack will be hungry when he's rescued. Casey Ryback could be a good choice.

13. John Rambo

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When the Russians see this guy with that huge camera coming through the main gate of the prison, they will never suspect it's actually Rambo who comes to save Jack Bauer. The surprise effect might work here...

12. The Terminator

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I don't know about you people, but if I was a Russian prison guard and I would suddenly see a 67 year old naked Arnold Schwarzenegger appear out of nowhere, I would start laughing so hard that I would completely forget about Jack Bauer. This will give Jack a chance to escape by himself. Schwarzenegger will be locked up in a Russian prison instead of Jack and so he can go and save him in a next season of 24. 'I'll be back Arnie'

11. Lara Croft

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'Everything lost is meant to be found.' she once said, and Jack Bauer is lost, so there's a huge chance she can find and rescue him...on condition she leaves Brad Pitt home.

10. Bruce Wayne / Batman

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Two for the price of one. We all know Russians and certainly prison guards can easily be bribed. For money the bear dances, they say. Money is something abstract for Bruce Wayne and if some smug wants too much money, there's always Batman to learn that person a lesson in humility.

9. Snake Plisken

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I just would like to hear him say one more time : 'I don't give a fuck about your war or your president.' (all I want is Jack Bauer)

8. Blade

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Next to vodka Russia is known for snow and ice, tons of snow and ice. So the Blade quote 'Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.' suits perfectly here. One disadvantage, he always wears black clothes, so in the snow you'll see him from a mile distance...

7. Max Rockatansky

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Mad Max Rockatansky has a big chance to rescue Jack Bauer. The Russians might believe him when he says 'I'm just here for the gasoline.'

6. The Bride

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The Russian prison guards will have no time to react. After just 30 seconds The Bride will say 'Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives, take them with you! But leave the limbs you have lost. They belong to me now, and so is Jack Bauer.'...and they lived happily ever after.

5. Jason Bourne

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He's almost as good as Jack Bauer or maybe Jack Bauer is almost as good as Jason Bourne. One way to find out. Give Jason Bourne the job to go and rescue Jack. If they both survive they might even start working together. 'The 24 Ultimatum', sounds good not?

4. John McClane

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John McClane knows Russia and the Russians. They know him too. That might be a small disadvantage but wouldn't we all like to see him rescue Jack? Imagine him giving a french kiss to Jack Bauer while he mumbles 'Yippee-kay-ay, motherfucker!'

3. James Bond

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Our number 3 is James Bond of course. The English hate the Russians and vice versa, so 007 will love it to go there and kill a few of them. Besides Jack saved London, so sending Bond to take care of business is the least they can do in return.

2. Ethan Hunt

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The Russians would never expect HIM back after what happened with the Kremlin, so they will probably think it's just Tom Cruise visiting Russia to talk a bit about scientology. Besides he can save Jack Bauer by using a mask of Stalin. All prison guards will start to yell 'Oh my God, Koba (Stalin's nickname) is back, he's back, run for your life !' This way Ethan will perfectly be able to rescue Jack.

1. Chloe O'Brian

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Our number 1 is of course Chloe O'Brian. That new Gothic look from Live Another Day makes her even more sexy than before, don't you think so? Why Chloe ? She feels so damn guilty about what happened in that last scene of Live Another Day, she almost has no choice. Besides, we all know she's secretly in love with Jack. If they ever make a 10th season of 24, (24 episodes again please, not 12 ! ) you can bet the complete balance of your bank account on it this will be the storyline for at least a few episodes. And we all want a 10th season don't we ?