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The Boys Are Coming

Are you Ready for the Boys:?

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Extend your largest arms and purvey the Air. It is freezi ng air Outside tonight. Our Skin has become purple and it is unbearable. How We Long for the Heat;; we long for com[fort: We Scream at the mooon. We Scream for Heat, weScream for comfort, and most of all, we Scream for the Boys. But hey guess what:

The Boys will be here Soon.

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The Massive Platform is adorned with pictures of their Big Heads, their Terrible Beauty. But suddenly and slowly, the Squiggle Eyes approach. It is Time for thie legendary prohpesized moment, the Squiggleing of the Eyes. it can only Mean one thing: We have been waiting for weeks, and it is with jubilance that we acknowledge that The Boys Are Almost Here.

One of the Boys.

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Oh, Yes! Oh, Yes! One of the Boys is Here! He has come and he will soon crane his Strong Neck and open his Great Mouth and we shall be Delighted! Do it! Do it for us now! Make us your joyful attendants! Oh, yes! Oh, Yes!

Shield Yourself from us No longer!

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We long to hear you! Fear Us not! Oh, for the love of Everything!... You Great Boy, please! Oh, we are squirming with anticipation for your Pleasure Yells! Produce them for us no w and Save us from the Eternal Anguish. We will honor and adore you if you do not Fear Us!

THERE IS GREAT TRIUMPH

He fears Us no longer and the Phosphorescent Worms are released from the Sky Cage! It is Time for all the Boys to Play! Play for u s! The Worms Wiggle through the Air as we Wiggle with Excitement... The Rest of the Warrior Boys will join Soon and pleasure from their Joyful Yells will be Ours.

Alight!

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The Boys have been practicing their scales and their Yells and it is time for their Recital! We are in a Great Perplexity! On with it! On with the sho!

They played their grate tambourines and euphoniums! They made triumphant sound on the Timpany and the bass flute! They heard the music with their handes and we were Simply Ducky!!!! Oh!!!! Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!! It is TIME!!!!!!!! Today is the b ig one indeed!!!!!

Here they keep going and we can't do Nothing but sit and gape mothed wide eyed watch the great display!!!! We have paid for thei boys to be trained and they are Great! Any mother would Be proud of Thes Boys!!!

AND THE AIR WAS TINGLING WITH ELECTRIC

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Oh! Oh oh oh! It was what we wanted, and what We Needed! We Screamed but heard only Them, The Warrior Boys! We cried but our Tears were Crystalline! We flailed and danced in Trance and Chanted in Tongues! They Were yyelling THeir great Yells in the Language of Olde and we were Terrified and Amazed! Oh, Yes! Ohh, Yes! Oh! Oh oh oh!

The One With The Frosted Hair Levitated, in Hopeful Pursuit of a Suitable mountain -- and Oh, did he Find it! It was red and made of rock, and it was a Tall Red Rock Mountain.

"EEEEHYAHHHHHHHH!!!" He did Yell! And we yelled backward to him! And he took his FLesh Claws and Dug in To the Rock Mountain.

"UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO" He did Scream! And Wow! It was Great! He melded chunks of the Rock Metal together with his Hyper Mental Strength, and Put them together in the shape of the Guitar! Oh! Oh, it was the time for This!

We braced ourselves as he placed His claws On the body and Neck of the Guitar... The smell... The smell his Guitar Prowess produced was... it Was exhilarating! What better Words can there be for Us to Use? Oh, It was enthralling! It was exceptiongal! Our noses were oozing with Purple Tranquility! Oh, yes! Oh! Oh oh oh!

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And just as Suddenly as they Appeared, Our Amazing Boys, loved by The Hordes Of THe Millions, crept silently into the Dark Mist without reason, withot Cause which we can see nor understadn. In the Middle of Soothing Harsh Yells. Where have They Gone? Where did They come from? When will they Appear next at This Great Heinz field? When will we kknow? We shall camp. We Shall make no plans Except For but to Wait. Wait in Glorious hopes of the Great Triumph to Come, of the Boyrs. The Sweet Handsome Boys that Are Great, and whose Music of which we Love to hear! We love hearing them. We love to Hear the Boys whom make the great Sound for your ears and ours! We love to See them too. We love to Listen to The Boys We see, especially as we see them with our Brilliant awful eyes that we Hate. We love to and long for To hear the Amazing Boys.

But they Now are Gone . . . And we are here and will have Life to Live. Just like Many have been Here and presetned us with Challengesds and Lessons, then left --- without Reason nor without Rhyme, Backing into the froggy Mist and left to be Gone. The boys are Gone. Sweet Boys, Why have you Gone? And when will you be back? Make Great Speed Great Boys. Oh, oh oho oh, our Good Warrior Boys.

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