A newly minted CO who’d been buzzed into our unit was carrying his lunch in a brown paper bag, and as the door rolled closed behind him, he failed pull the sack through quickly enough. His spaghetti got squished and he went berserk, shouting and punching the unit’s bulletin board. Of course we all saw it: whenever anyone entered the unit we got up to look — what else did we have to do? The spastic rookie even kicked over a stack of board games as he spun and danced and shouted and cursed.
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