6 Costumes To NOT Be This Halloween

Still trying to decide what you want to be for Halloween this year? You can immediately knock these 5 costumes off your list...forever.

1. ISIS Militant

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Yes, black is slimming, but this is a terrible, terrible idea. First off, it will be very difficult for you to fly anywhere that night should the need arise. But most importantly it's because these ISIS militants are a bunch of murderous, raping, slave-holding bigots that should not be imitated in ANY setting.

Don't be an ISIS Militant for Halloween.

Note: Going as ISIS - Ancient Greek goddess of nature and magic - is not a bad idea at all. She's just gotten a lot of misplaced hatred lately from having to share the same name as the aforementioned assholes.

2. Sexy Ebola Nurse (tattoos not included)

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A general rule of thumb for Halloween costume creation is to simply add the word "sexy" in front of an everyday object: "sexy kitten," "sexy taco," "sexy Vice President Joe Biden" etc. However, this Ebola nurse is a perfect example of when this rule gets a big thumbs down.

Don't be a Sexy Ebola Nurse for Halloween.

3. Ice Bucket Challenge

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Only if you've never heard of social media and did not talk to anyone in the months July, August and September would this possibly sound like a good idea to you.

Don't be the Ice Bucket Challenge for Halloween.

4. Target Photoshop Disaster

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Going as a Target Photoshop Disaster will require you to make several instant modifications to your already beautiful body. A pound of flesh here, a pound of flesh there really adds up.

Don't be a Target Photoshop Disaster for Halloween

5. Leaked Celebrity Nude

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Going as "naked" on Halloween has never been a great idea: you don't have a good place to keep your phone, it's cold and you'll ruin any chance of ever running for public office. But imitating some one else who was forcibly exposed to the entire world is kind of a dick move.

Don't be "The Fappening" for Halloween

6. Blackface

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No, no, no, no, no. As in NO. Do not go as "Blackface" for Halloween this year if your face is not indeed, black.

Did I miss something? Leave a comment below with more "no-nos" for this Halloween.