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Are Slow Lorises The New Sloths?

Sloths are like the Ryan Gosling of the animal world, but are slow lorises slowly - very slowly - surpassing their popularity? Here's evidence suggesting the superiority of slow lorises.

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Slow Lorises Are More Ticklish Than Sloths

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Have You Ever Even Seen a Sloth With a Tiny Umbrella?

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Slow Lorises Make Slow Passionate Love

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Their Slow Metabolism Enables Slow Lorises to Eliminate Toxins from Their Food and Eat Food Fatal to Humans

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Also they like tangerines.

Pygmy Slow Lorises Usually Give Birth to Twins

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(The twins in this video are only rare because they were born in captivity.)

"Loris" Probably Comes from the Dutch Name "Loeris," Which Means "Clown"

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It's still better than being named "sloth."

In the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries, People in Borneo Believed That Slow Lorises Were the Gatekeepers for the Heavens and That Each Person Had a Personal Slow Loris Waiting for Them in the Afterlife

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