Royal Wedding Guest Lists Rejects: America's Finest Stay Home

The Royal Wedding guest list has been widely discussed, but let's be frank, we need to thank the couple for not inviting a few American celebrities that would have embarrassed the crap out of the USA. Yep, these rejects didn't get invited and we are so grateful. In fact so much so, we ought to return the tea dumped years ago. The Brits saved us from looking like idiots by leaving these folks at home.

• 1. Michaele Salahi

  

  Michaele Salahi has proven she doesn't need an invite to show up to an event. Embarrassing the White House was easy for her, so is it safe to say the Royal Wedding is the next challenge. Quick! pretend not to know her!

• 2. Charlie Sheen

  

  Charlie Sheen may be 'Winning' but the cigs and alcohol might be a little out of place in the lavish chapel for the Royal Wedding. Always wearing his merchandise, there might be some brochure handing out in the pews. With no invite, we are spared the linguistic blasts that will definitely be a distraction.

• 3. Gary Busey

  

  If he can drive sane men crazy on the Celebrity Apprentice, the Royal Palace Guards might have their hands full if he came. Where is Busey after his stint on Apprentice? We don't know. Hey, somebody call the UK embassy and warn them.

• 4. Donald Trump

  

  With the cameras rolling, Trump might not contain himself and announce his presidency in the middle of the wedding. Not going leaves us sighing relief and since he can never control that hair, at least all eyes will be on the bride.

• 5. Kathy Griffin

  

  Never one to hold her tongue, the comedian who loves attention isn't going. The UK consider banning her for life (isn't not being funny a crime) but for now knowing she can't embarrass us is a good thing.

• 6. David Hasselhoff

  

  David Hasselhoff is currently in the UK, so we should be worried. Of course he might not make the wedding if he can't promote himself or doesn't have an invite.