1. I'm so pale
2. Like SO pale
3. I can't leave the house like this
4. Ugh why are tanning beds so unhealthy
5. But Spring Break is coming up and my legs are blinding
6. Eff it, I'm using self tanner
7. I'll google "self tanner" and go from there
8. Wow, that's a lot of options…
9. I'll text my friend to see which one she used that one time 3 years ago
10. Ugh, that's just as expensive as a spray tan
11. At least I get more than one use out of it
12. What do you mean there are 6 different shades to choose from?
13. They should just name them "Snooki" or "Gisele" to be more clear
14. Wait, you have to buy a SEPARATE applicator glove
15. Whatever I'm doing it
16. Okay here I go
17. How many pumps do I use?
18. OMG this looks orange
19. Am I going to be orange?
20. Too late it's already on my arm
21. What if I don't put it on even?
22.This seriously smells weird
23.I just realized doing my back is going to be an issue
24.Maybe I just won't do my back
25.Yeah, bad idea
26.Circular motions…circular motions…
27.Shit, I went up and down
28.I have no idea what I'm doing
29. How am I supposed to do my face if I have to close my eyes?
30. I should really of put a towel down for this
31. Wait, I can't shower for SIX HOURS?!
32. What do I do for six hours?!
33. I guess just sit here?
34. If I sit on a leather couch will it rub off?
35.It's weird how much comes off in the shower
36.Did I not let it sit long enough? It said six hours!
37. Woah look at me! I look cute!
38. EVERYBODY CHECK ME OUT!
39. I'm a bronze goddess, baby