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19 Horrific Problems Anyone Who Grew Up In A British Village Will Understand

Yeah cool, I'll just listen to that song when it finishes downloading – in EIGHT WEEKS.

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1. When the village magazine seizes every opportunity it can to be dramatic.

2. That small town vibe.

When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife

Sian@Siann_RFollow

When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife

11:20 PM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. When sometimes it feels like you're living a stereotype.

So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems

Joe Coombs@JoeCoombs2Follow

So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems

12:07 AM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Tractors bloody everywhere.

Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads

Third for Preebs@teammatchettFollow

Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads

8:29 PM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. When it feels like the 21st century hasn't reached your hometown yet.

Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems

Will Barnes@WilliamBarnes30Follow

Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems

8:16 PM - 13 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. I mean, just look at it.

8. Village fete hooligans.

ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems

Lara Moon@laragracemoonFollow

ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems

3:06 PM - 07 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. When there is literally nothing to report.

Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems

Christina#ForzaJules@Chrissy_HeggieFollow

Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems

5:59 PM - 02 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. When the local nightlife keeps you up into the wee hours.

Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems

Jonty Dixon@Jonty_DixonFollow

Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems

12:26 AM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. When you're faced with this perplexing problem.

Twitter: @_bethpage / Flickr: Cheshire East Council

12. When the livestock keep you on edge constantly.

When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems

Scotty@ScottythewelderFollow

When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems

10:39 PM - 03 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. A ridiculous daily commute.

14. Like - really ridiculous.

15. Having to face the brutality of mortality on a daily basis.

There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP

Hayley Young@khayley_Follow

There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP

3:57 PM - 23 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Having to resort to passive aggressive notes to solve problems with your neighbours.

17. People walking their pets where you're trying to drive.

Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems

Ben Gardner@Bengardner1Follow

Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems

7:28 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Sheep. Coming to get you. Nothing can stop them now.

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