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19 Horrific Problems Anyone Who Grew Up In A British Village Will Understand

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2. That small town vibe.

When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife

Sian@Siann_RFollow

When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife

11:20 PM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. When sometimes it feels like you're living a stereotype.

So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems

Joe Coombs@JoeCoombs2Follow

So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems

12:07 AM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. Tractors bloody everywhere.

Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads

Third for Preebs@teammatchettFollow

Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads

8:29 PM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. When it feels like the 21st century hasn't reached your hometown yet.

Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems

Will Barnes@WilliamBarnes30Follow

Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems

8:16 PM - 13 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. Village fete hooligans.

ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems

Lara Moon@laragracemoonFollow

ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems

3:06 PM - 07 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. When there is literally nothing to report.

Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems

Christina#ForzaJules@Chrissy_HeggieFollow

Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems

5:59 PM - 02 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. When the local nightlife keeps you up into the wee hours.

Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems

Jonty Dixon@Jonty_DixonFollow

Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems

12:26 AM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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12. When the livestock keep you on edge constantly.

When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems

Scotty@ScottythewelderFollow

When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems

10:39 PM - 03 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Having to face the brutality of mortality on a daily basis.

There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP

Hayley Young@khayley_Follow

There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP

3:57 PM - 23 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17. People walking their pets where you're trying to drive.

Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems

Ben Gardner@Bengardner1Follow

Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems

7:28 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Sheep. Coming to get you. Nothing can stop them now.

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