1. When the village magazine seizes every opportunity it can to be dramatic.
2. That small town vibe.
When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife
3. When sometimes it feels like you're living a stereotype.
So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems
4. Tractors bloody everywhere.
Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads
5. When it feels like the 21st century hasn't reached your hometown yet.
Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems
6. A rocketing crime rate.
7. I mean, just look at it.
8. Village fete hooligans.
ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems
9. When there is literally nothing to report.
Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems
10. When the local nightlife keeps you up into the wee hours.
Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems
11. When you're faced with this perplexing problem.
12. When the livestock keep you on edge constantly.
When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems
13. A ridiculous daily commute.
14. Like - really ridiculous.
15. Having to face the brutality of mortality on a daily basis.
There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP
16. Having to resort to passive aggressive notes to solve problems with your neighbours.
17. People walking their pets where you're trying to drive.
Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems