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    Posted on Jan 19, 2015

    19 Horrific Problems Anyone Who Grew Up In A British Village Will Understand

    Yeah cool, I'll just listen to that song when it finishes downloading – in EIGHT WEEKS.

    1. When the village magazine seizes every opportunity it can to be dramatic.

    2. That small town vibe.

    When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife

    Sian@Siann_RFollow

    When customers from work appear as your 'people you may know' list on Facebook #no #villageproblems #villagelife

    11:20 PM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. When sometimes it feels like you're living a stereotype.

    So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems

    Joe Coombs@JoeCoombs2Follow

    So there's currently a peacock calling and my neighbour is sat on the drive with the wurzels at full volume. #villageproblems

    12:07 AM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. Tractors bloody everywhere.

    Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads

    Third for Preebs@teammatchettFollow

    Went to the village to get milk and bread but was held up by a tractor rally. #villageproblems #pavedroads

    8:29 PM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. When it feels like the 21st century hasn't reached your hometown yet.

    Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems

    Will Barnes@WilliamBarnes30Follow

    Just started downloading something and its telling me that its going to take 8 weeks #VillageProblems

    8:16 PM - 13 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. A rocketing crime rate.

    7. I mean, just look at it.

    8. Village fete hooligans.

    ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems

    Lara Moon@laragracemoonFollow

    ꌐ north of raffle tickets bought...we better win this Eeyore or the jam stall is getting trashed!! #VillageProblems

    3:06 PM - 07 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. When there is literally nothing to report.

    Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems

    Christina#ForzaJules@Chrissy_HeggieFollow

    Even police find Cople boring *sigh* #villageproblems

    5:59 PM - 02 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. When the local nightlife keeps you up into the wee hours.

    Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems

    Jonty Dixon@Jonty_DixonFollow

    Owls making a racket outside my window. #villageproblems

    12:26 AM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. When you're faced with this perplexing problem.

    Twitter: @_bethpage / Flickr: Cheshire East Council

    12. When the livestock keep you on edge constantly.

    When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems

    Scotty@ScottythewelderFollow

    When you think you hear your phone vibrating but it's actually some cows in the distance #villageproblems

    10:39 PM - 03 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. A ridiculous daily commute.

    14. Like - really ridiculous.

    15. Having to face the brutality of mortality on a daily basis.

    There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP

    Hayley Young@khayley_Follow

    There's a dead mouse on my porch and I'm not okay with it #VillageProblems #RIP

    3:57 PM - 23 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. Having to resort to passive aggressive notes to solve problems with your neighbours.

    17. People walking their pets where you're trying to drive.

    Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems

    Ben Gardner@Bengardner1Follow

    Was driving home earlier only to come across a man walking a brood of chickens along the road #VillageProblems

    7:28 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. Feathery bastards.

    19. Sheep. Coming to get you. Nothing can stop them now.

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