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16 Things People Who Are Really Really Good At Sex Are Tired Of Hearing

Seriously, it's getting old.

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1. Long sighs of pleasure.

2. Heavy breathing.

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3. "You are so so good at this, oh my god."

4. "What are you... How are you... Oh my god..."

5. "How did you get so good at this?"

6. "OH MY GOD"

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7. "YES RIGHT THERE!"

8. "YES, YES, YES"

9. "FUCK"

10. Screams of ecstasy.

11. Short, sharp breaths.

12. "OH MY FUCKING GOD OH FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT!!!!!!111!!!1!1!!"

13. A contented, awed silence.

14. Sighs of happiness.

15. The gentle fluttering of eyelashes as they gaze adoringly up at you.

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16. "You are the best I've ever had, or ever will have, probably."

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This one's the worst, by far.