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13 British Emojis We Definitely Need

Because, really, why is there no wanker emoji yet?

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1. The "Fry Up" emoji

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Use instead of stars to rate your hangover, based upon how many full English breakfasts you think you could eat the morning after.

2. The "Accidental Partridge" emoji

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Use whenever someone reveals their inner Partridge.

3. The "Queuing" emoji

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It's perfect for when your mum goes to get one last thing from the shop even though the rest of your shopping has almost reached the cashier.

4. The "Nandos" emoji

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Because the Nandos bird brings nothing but joy.

5. The "Brent" emoji.

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If you're using it about someone else, it means they're a twat. If you're using it for yourself it means you're excited.

6. The "Pyramid Stage Glastonbury" emoji

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A simple but necessary emoji to describe a washout, for when the predictably British weather ruins something you'd been looking forward to.

7. The "Teapot" emoji

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Instead of having to articulate your feelings, offer a teapot emoji. It says, "hey, I'm there for you" without having to actually, you know, say that.

8. The "Flicking The V" emoji

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For when someone is so calculated an arse that there's no response better than telling them to fuck off in emoji form.

9. The "Doctor Who" emoji

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Useful for when your Doctor Who excitement can't be expressed in words.

10. The "Chips" Emoji

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11. The "Cheese On Toast" emoji

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Use it whenever something it a bit cheesy or boring.

12. The "Womble" emoji

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~The~ essential emoji if you want to spread the message of recycling to the people of Wimbledon - or easily turned into the much more useful "Cockwomble" just by adding aubergine.

13. The "Wanker" emoji

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No explanation necessary.