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    Feb 3, 2015

    13 British Emojis We Definitely Need

    Because, really, why is there no wanker emoji yet?

    1. The "Fry Up" emoji

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    Use instead of stars to rate your hangover, based upon how many full English breakfasts you think you could eat the morning after.

    2. The "Accidental Partridge" emoji

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    Use whenever someone reveals their inner Partridge.

    3. The "Queuing" emoji

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    It's perfect for when your mum goes to get one last thing from the shop even though the rest of your shopping has almost reached the cashier.

    4. The "Nandos" emoji

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    Because the Nandos bird brings nothing but joy.

    5. The "Brent" emoji.

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    If you're using it about someone else, it means they're a twat. If you're using it for yourself it means you're excited.

    6. The "Pyramid Stage Glastonbury" emoji

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    A simple but necessary emoji to describe a washout, for when the predictably British weather ruins something you'd been looking forward to.

    7. The "Teapot" emoji

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    Instead of having to articulate your feelings, offer a teapot emoji. It says, "hey, I'm there for you" without having to actually, you know, say that.

    8. The "Flicking The V" emoji

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    For when someone is so calculated an arse that there's no response better than telling them to fuck off in emoji form.

    9. The "Doctor Who" emoji

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    Useful for when your Doctor Who excitement can't be expressed in words.

    10. The "Chips" Emoji

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    11. The "Cheese On Toast" emoji

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    Use it whenever something it a bit cheesy or boring.

    12. The "Womble" emoji

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    ~The~ essential emoji if you want to spread the message of recycling to the people of Wimbledon - or easily turned into the much more useful "Cockwomble" just by adding aubergine.

    13. The "Wanker" emoji

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    No explanation necessary.

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