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Which Of My Bad Life Choices Are You?

Eating a whole pie at once is the kind of thing that really ruins a birthday party. Proceed with caution.

Eating a whole pie

It's amazing how easy it is to forget that when you come across a jar of bees, you shouldn't just open it willy nilly. And trust, I know what it's like to be really excited about opening jars, but it's not worth it.

Opening a jar of bees

Slapping someone in the face with a hot dog is never going to be as funny or well-received as you predict.

Slapping someone in the face with a hot dog

Kyle is literally the worst human being. He doesn't deserve love.

Marrying that idiot Kyle

You're a free spirit and a little extreme. If you're ever around a president (even a former president) while holding an open container of Mountain Dew, this is the one time in your life to be cautious. Even if you're really thirsty, you should know that the secret service don't even carry paper towels on them, which seems like an egregious oversight, but whatever.

Spilling Mountain Dew on President Obama

You're a bold, independent person, but sometimes you have a short fuse. Some horses have a major attitude and think they're better than you, but you just have to take a deep breath, count to ten, and be the bigger person in this situation.

Punching a police horse

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Which Of My Bad Life Choices Are You?

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