1. Baby Duck
If ducklings are your favorite baby animal, your death will be peaceful. Unlike those violent deaths, you’ll drift away peacefully.
2. Baby Turtle
If you love baby turtles, your death will be quick and likely painless. Nice.
3. Baby Elephant
If you like baby elephants, your death will be expected. No surprises. You’ll see it coming.
4. Baby Tiger
If you like baby tigers, you will die surrounded by your loved ones.
9. Baby Orangutan
If you like baby orangutans, you will die the way you lived. What are you doing right now? It’s probably what you’ll die doing.
13. Baby Pig
If you like piglets, you’re going to die fighting for what you believe in.
17. Baby Fox
If you like baby foxes, you will die sandwiched between two Jake Gyllenhaals. By the time of your death, human cloning will be a reality and there will be at least two Jake Gyllenhaals and you will die crushed or smothered somehow by them.
21. Baby Frog
If baby frogs are your favorite, you will die because you see a sunset that is too beautiful. The beauty will be too much for you to take and it will kill you.
22. Baby Panda
If baby pandas are your favorite, it means you will die from watching too much Netflix.
If you can’t choose a favorite or your favorite isn’t on this list, then you will never die.
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