What Your Favorite Baby Animal Says About How You Will Die

Is it puppies or kittens? Either way, we're all going to die.

Baby Duck

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If ducklings are your favorite baby animal, your death will be peaceful. Unlike those violent deaths, you'll drift away peacefully.

Baby Turtle

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If you love baby turtles, your death will be quick and likely painless. Nice.

Baby Elephant

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If you like baby elephants, your death will be expected. No surprises. You'll see it coming.

Baby Tiger

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If you like baby tigers, you will die surrounded by your loved ones.

Baby Dog

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If you're into puppies, this may seem like an odd coincidence, but your death will involve being smothered by puppies. You'll be in a situation with many, maybe hundreds, of puppies and you'll suffocate.

Baby Cat

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If kittens are your fav, it means you will die because you were doing something really awesome.

Baby Sloth

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If baby sloths are your favorite, it means you're going to die in your sleep. Arguably, one of the best possible death options.

Baby Goat

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If you like baby goats, you will die of "old age." You'll just be super old.

Baby Orangutan

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If you like baby orangutans, you will die the way you lived. What are you doing right now? It's probably what you'll die doing.

Baby Polar Bear

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If your favorite is a baby polar bear, you will die protecting a sitting president. Impressive.

Baby Rabbit

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If you like bunnies, your death will be very dignified. However you go, it's going to be in the most dignified way possible.

Baby Snake

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Seriously? Your favorite is a baby snake? OK, well, that means you're going to die triumphantly. You will have won, in some way.

Baby Pig

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If you like piglets, you're going to die fighting for what you believe in.

Baby Hedgehog

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If you like baby hedgehogs, this is pretty unusual, but you will die drowning in whipped cream.

Baby Chicken

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If you like chicks, you're going to die so that someone else can live. The ultimate sacrifice.

Baby Seal

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If you like a seal pup, you're going to die doing what you love. I hope you love something good.

Baby Fox

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If you like baby foxes, you will die sandwiched between two Jake Gyllenhaals. By the time of your death, human cloning will be a reality and there will be at least two Jake Gyllenhaals and you will die crushed or smothered somehow by them.

Baby Raccoon

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If baby raccoon is your favorite, you will die inside a giant cake. Maybe you'll be hiding to jump out as a surprise or maybe you're eating the giant cake and it goes bad.

Baby Dik-Dik

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If you like dik-diks you will die from too much cuddling.

Baby Squirrel

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If your favorite is baby squirrels, you will die from living too large. Being in charge may also contribute.

Baby Frog

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If baby frogs are your favorite, you will die because you see a sunset that is too beautiful. The beauty will be too much for you to take and it will kill you.

Baby Panda

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If baby pandas are your favorite, it means you will die from watching too much Netflix.

Baby Capybara

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If baby capybaras are your favorite, you will die from being too perfect for this world. Eventually, the earth will no longer be able to sustain having your presence and angels will carry you away into space.

If you can't choose a favorite or your favorite isn't on this list, then you will never die.