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The 14 Types Of Parties We All End Up Going To

Ain't no party like a whatever-this-party-is party.

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1. The Drink Wine and Talk Forever About Deep Topics Party

If it's 12 a.m. or later and your friends have been drinking, they are suddenly experts on a whole lot of things they need to tell you about for hours.

2. The Viewing Party

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The viewing party requires constant strategy. You have to fight for the best seat and make sure no one steals it. And then you have to have a non-view-blocking path to the snacks or you're totally screwed. And if you get stuck in a dining room chair off to the side in no-man's-land, game over. You failed.


12. The Pizza Party

Not much can elicit joy like the phrase "pizza party." It's perhaps the simplest party concept there is. You could probably call any group gathering involving pizza a "pizza party." Hell, you eating pizza alone in your apartment can qualify as a pizza party.

13. The Slumber Party

The childhood slumber party is the fastest way to find out which of your friends are dicks, if you didn't already. You never truly realize some of your friends are out of control until you have to share a sleeping arrangement.