The Ultimate Guide To Canceling Plans

Something is about to come up.

1. You have plans looming. Fill yourself with toxic levels of dread.

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2. Carefully select your flake out excuse.

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More free excuses:

-My cat just became psychic.

-Just realized I have an overdue library book.

-I accidentally traveled back in time.

-Just got arrested.

-My Netflix account feels neglected.

3. Push guilt and all other feelings to the bottom of your self consciousness.

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4. Celebrate

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5. Soar to freedom on the wings of an eagle.

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6. Take off your pants as soon as humanly possible.

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7. Hide in a cave forever.

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