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    The Ultimate Guide To Canceling Plans

    Something is about to come up.

    1. You have plans looming. Fill yourself with toxic levels of dread.

    2. Carefully select your flake out excuse.

    3. Push guilt and all other feelings to the bottom of your self consciousness.

    4. Celebrate

    5. Soar to freedom on the wings of an eagle.

    6. Take off your pants as soon as humanly possible.

    7. Hide in a cave forever.