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    Posted on Aug 2, 2014

    The Ultimate Guide To Canceling Plans

    Something is about to come up.

    1. You have plans looming. Fill yourself with toxic levels of dread.

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    2. Carefully select your flake out excuse.

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    More free excuses:

    -My cat just became psychic.

    -Just realized I have an overdue library book.

    -I accidentally traveled back in time.

    -Just got arrested.

    -My Netflix account feels neglected.

    3. Push guilt and all other feelings to the bottom of your self consciousness.

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    4. Celebrate

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    5. Soar to freedom on the wings of an eagle.

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    6. Take off your pants as soon as humanly possible.

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    7. Hide in a cave forever.

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