1. target.com Joanna: I feel like an old man who JUST learned what "binge-watching" means came up with this. No one in real life has ever said this sentence.Chelsea: This is so noncommittal, it's offensive. Pick a show, lady, or go home and figure out what your favorite show is. 2. target.com Joanna: Don't call me a beach, Target. You're the beach.Chelsea: If you're that afraid of a beach killing your vibe, maybe just don't go? 3. target.com Joanna: I wasn't pretending. :(Chelsea: Maybe don't wear this to the airport. 4. target.com Joanna: Is that...a good thing? Unclear.Chelsea: I think that means she's sleeping with her eyes open. 5. target.com Joanna: I am so DONEday with people saying "Sunday funday." There's no fun to be had on Sunday when the anxiety about going back to work on Monday just eats away at you the entire time.Chelsea: I gasped and made the same face as a blobfish when I saw this. I'm so bummed out. 6. target.com Joanna: I think I speak for everyone when I say, what does this even mean?Chelsea: This is the same friend who would come up behind you, pretend to mug you and be like AHAHHA JUST KIDDING. Not cool, Meryl. Not cool. 7. target.com Joanna: Is this some sort of anti-yoga propaganda? I genuinely don't understand.Chelsea: Bed yoga! It's the new trend. 8. target.com Joanna: OK...Chelsea: There is only one thing worse that a T-shirt can say than this: "Fiancé." 9. target.com Chelsea: I hope the person who has this shirt wears it everywhere. On dates, to job interviews, to funerals, etc.Joanna: To the wedding. 10. target.com Joanna: I would argue that being fit has been in style for at least 100 years. 11. target.com Joanna: I refuse to do any of these things.Chelsea: That's no way to live your life. 12. target.com Joanna: These shirts are making me feel dumb because, again, I don't get it. Quad like the muscle or where college students play Frisbee?Chelsea: SO MANY LAYERS. 13. target.com Joanna: OK, shirt, WE GET IT. You're a magical nomad who can't be tied down. You thirst only for adventure and you bought this shirt from Target to prove it.Chelsea: In some states, it's illegal to go on adventures, roam free, or have wanderlust unless you wear a shirt like this. That's just a fact. 14. target.com Chelsea: Going to start saying this before anything I don't want to do to get out of it. "But first, yoga!" *runs away*Joanna: I feel like the person who wears this shirt is just screaming "YOGA!!!" all day anyway. 15. target.com Joanna: One time I drank coffee before a workout and I felt invincible and also like my heart was going to explode.Chelsea: Being sponsored by coffee is great. The deal includes yelling "It's Coffee Time!" at the top of your lungs every 10 minutes. 16. target.com Joanna: I have three questions.1. What does this even mean?2. What does this even mean?3. What does this even mean?Chelsea: No sex in the sun room, only sex in the moon room. 17. target.com Joanna: But...you don't have to run for wine. You can just have the wine. Who is making you do this? 18. target.com Chelsea: This is honestly terrifying. Spoiler alert: If someone is wearing this, they're gonna Gone Girl you. 19. target.com Joanna: Sometimes I dream too hard and I wake up and my pillow is covered in blood. Is that too graphic? 20. target.com Joanna: Glitter. Glisten. Glamour. Love. Laughter. I'm dead inside. 21. target.com Joanna: OK, this one is kind of a curveball, Target. I am speechless.Chelsea: Which cheeks though? 22. target.com Chelsea: This makes me fear for when she stops running. 23. target.com Joanna: I think we've maxed out on shirts with random French words for no reason. I think we have to move on.Chelsea: I read this as "YOU! ME! WEEEEEEEE!" and this can only be worn on a slide. 24. Joanna: I've seen Star Wars, but I still don't get this. Stormtroopers are basic? Target keeps making jokes I don't understand!!!Chelsea: I like that they found a model who kind of looks like Rey. I guess I get that the stormtroopers are the same but this is also kind of scary and aggressive. What if it's the stormtroopers who are saying that and I'm about to be killed?Joanna: I also thought you could read it as a threat. Like, was Luke Skywalker basic?